Kuta mar gaya rajai mein
Apun margaya teri judai mein
Nadi mein hathi kabhi bahe nahi sakata
Apun tere bina rahe nahi sakta
Filed under Tapori SMS.
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Thursday 25 November 2010
Kuta mar gaya rajai mein
Filed under Tapori SMS.
Bari koshish k baad use bhula diya
Bari koshish k baad use bhula diya,
uski yado ko seene se mita dya,
aik phir uska piagham aya likha tha ‘Muje Bhool Jao’
or muje bhula her lamha yaad dila diya !
Filed under Flirt SMS.
joh sirf Humse karte he
Khuda salamat rakhe unko jo humse Nafrat karte he
Pyar na sahi, Nafrat hi sahi,
Kuch toh hai
joh sirf Humse karte he
Filed under MISC SMS.
Zara si thees lagti hey zara sa toot jata hey
Merey wahm-o- guman se bhi zyada toot jata hey
Ye dil apni hadoon mein reh kar itna toot jata hey
Mein roo‘oun to dar-o-dewar mujh pey hansney lagtey hain
Hansoon to merey andar janey kya kya toot jata hey
Mein jis lamhey ki khawahish mein safar karta hoon sadyoon sey
Kahin paoon taley aa kar who lamha toot jata hey
Merey khwaboon ki basti sey janazey uthtey jatey hain
Meri aankhein jisey choo lain who sapna toot jata hey
Najaney kitni muddat sey hey dil mein ye amal jari
Zara si thees lagti hey zara sa toot jata hey
Dil e nadan hamari to mohabbat hi na muqamal thi
To heyrat kya jo bantey hi irada toot jata hey
Muqadar mein merey sagar shikast o rekhat itni hain
Mein jis ko apna keh doon who sitara toot jata hain …..
Written by wakeel on November 23, 2010 9:13 am | Permalink | Read Comments (0)Filed under General SMS.
M : For making all the family happy.
M : For making all the family happy.
O : For offering them all her care.
T : For teaching them words of wisdom.
H : For him to say a prayer.
E : For everyone ought to say thank you.
R : For remembering our mother always
Filed under Mother Day SMS.
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majbur
Likho to paigam kuch aisa likho ki kalam bhi rone ko majbur ho gaye… Har lafz me dard itna bhar do ki examiner bhi pass karne ko majbur ho jaye….
Written by wakeel on November 23, 2010 9:13 am | Permalink | Read Comments (0)Filed under Funny Shayari.
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Happinessis
Happinessis the only sanction of life; where happiness fails, existence remains a madand lamentable experiment.
Written by wakeel on November 23, 2010 9:13 am | Permalink | Read Comments (0)Filed under Quote SMS.
(Answer is “KISS”).
Smile is the 2nd best thing you can do with your Lips. What is first thing? ..??.. (Answer is “KISS”).
Written by wakeel on November 23, 2010 9:13 am | Permalink | Read Comments (0)Filed under Cool SMS.
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jab aap jaise dosto ki yaad aati hai……..!
gujre hue kal ki yaad aati hai, kuch lamho se aankhen bhar aati hai…… woh subah rangeen aur shaam nirali hogi, jab aap jaise dosto ki yaad aati hai……..!
Written by wakeel on November 23, 2010 9:13 am | Permalink | Read Comments (0)Filed under Dreams SMS.
front view
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/______\
___||___
\______/
- front view ng nail-cutter
Filed under ASCII SMS.
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Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai,
MUNNA BHAI : Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai, aaj din mein kaise nikal aya?
GIRL : Ullu to raat ko bolta hai, aaj din mein kaise bol pada?
Filed under MUNNA bhai sms.
Wednesday 24 November 2010
SALARY RS:15000/
SUPER GOOD JOB IN RAILWAY.
ONLY ONE VACANCY……….
HURRY
SALARY RS:15000/-
JOB: Train head light kedayal oru torcheduthu traininu munpe odanam………..
Filed under Malayalam SMS.
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college di rani nu maine apna bana laya
tu hi menu heer jaape, tu hi jaaoe sohni,
tere wargi na sare college de vich honi,
maine tere nal rehen da ek sapna saza laya,
college di rani nu maine apna bana laya.
Filed under Punjabi SMS.
Day by day teri khusiya ho jaye Double,
Day by day teri khusiya ho jaye Double,
Teri zindagi se delete ho jaye sare Trouble,
Khuda rakkhe humesha tuje Smart & Fit,
Tera liye New Year ho Super-Duper Hit!!
Filed under New year sms.
Having You For A Dad
Having You For A Dad
Was the best beginning I could’ve had…
Ever since that you’ve made sure it gets only better!
You mean the world to me!
Happy Father’s Day
Filed under Fathers day sms.
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friend dat i have in u
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There is a gift that gold cannot buy,
a blessing dats rare true,
dats the gift of a wonderful friend like the friend dat i have in u!
like a frsh dewdrops of a new day
Like A frsh Dewdrops
Of A New Day…!
May GOD’S Loving Hands Be
Upon You Today To Frshen
your Soul & Body
Many Many happy Returns Of The Day My Dear
super star of the day
Blow Out The Candles
…. Wish Away …
… You Are The …
Super Star Of The Day
Happy Birthday
Sorry, I could not read the content fromt this page.happy birthday my love
On This Wonderful Day,
A Star Of pure Love
Appeared To be
My Gift … My Present
And My Future
You…!!!
I Am Very Thankful
For All The Joy
You Bring Into My Life
Happy Birthday My Love…..!!!
ek baat tum se kehni hai
Ek Baat Tum Se Kehni Hai Magar Kehne Se
Darta Hoon
ijaazat Ho To Keh Daloon Muhabbat
Tum Se Karta Hoon.
a blessed happy birthday
Before The Clock Reach The 12
I Should Take The Opportunity
To Wish You A Brand New year
Of Your Life …!!
A Blessed Happy Birthday
happy Anniversary Sms
We’ve had our ups and downs, This we both know, Through it all our love Still managed to grow Different thoughts we had About many things, But our love for each other, Had no attached strings.
happy anniversary
To the beautiful couple in all the land, May your happy anniversary be Happy and Grand.
happy anniversary
happy Anniversary and May your marriage be Blessed with love, joy And companionship For all the years of your lives
happy anniversary
Best wishes to you both on your happy anniversary, May the love that u share Last your lifetime through, As u make a wonderful pair.
happy wedding anniversary
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advice sms messages in hindi urdu and english
urdu advice sms 1.
Saari Duniya k saray log tujhay apnay faiday k liye chahtay hain
Sirf 1 ALLAH hi hai jo tujhay teray faaeday k liye chahta hai!
english advice sms 2.
“Be prepared and some day your chance will come”
Always be the reason
of someone’s HAPPINESS
never b just a part of it.
Be a part of someone’s SADNESS
never be the reason for it.
hindi advice sms 1.
1 Shaks Kahin Ja Raha Tha K Shaitan Us K Sath chal para.
Raste Me UsneNa Fajar Ki,
Na Zuhr Na Aser Na Maghrib Na Eshaa Ki Namaz parhi
Yeh Dekh K Shaitan Bola:
“Mere Aur Tere Raste Ab Se Juda Hain”
Us Admi Ne Waja Puchi To Shaitan Bola:
“Mene Adam Ko Aik Sajda Nai Kia Tha To Allah Ne Mujh Pe Lanat Bheji.
Tune To 96 Sajde Nai Kiye Wo B Adam K Rab Ko.
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And that’s why we make friends,
Life is short but it’s very difficult to spend alone,
We need someone with whom we can share our feelings,
And that’s why we make friends,
I’m thankful to god becoz he has give me a friend like U.
Filed under ENGLISH SMS.
Tuesday 23 November 2010
shuru ho gayi MAAMU.
EXam’s song by Munna bhai:
“Chanda Mama so Gaye,
Student sarey jage.
Dekho pakdo yaron,
Ghadi ke kaante bhaage.
Ek pariksha khatam,to duji
shuru ho gayi MAAMU.
Filed under Student SMS.
GUD LUCK IN UR EXAMS
A JOURNEY OF A THOUSAND MILES STARTED WITH ONLY ONE STEP.
GUD LUCK IN UR EXAMS AS IT IS THE FIRST STEP OF UR CAREER
Filed under Good Luck SMS.
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who apnay chain pechan lega
CIRCUIT : Bhai, who apnay bachpan ka dost aarehla
aaj raat ko dinner pe. Mera Sara chain collection apnay
kamray mein chupa do na please.
MUNNABHAI : Kyun tera dost chor hai kya?
CIRCUIT : Nahin Bhai, who apnay chain pechan lega
Filed under MUNNA bhai sms.
phir kon bach jayega?
agar 1 ship main MUSHARAF,NAWAZ SHARIF,BENAZIR &
SHOUKAT AZIZ bethay hon or ship doob jaye to
phir kon bach jayega?
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PAKISTAN
Filed under politics sms.
Rok Do Mere JanaZe Ko ZaLimo,
Rok Do Mere JanaZe Ko ZaLimo,
Mjh Mein JaaN aa Gai Hai,
PeeChe Mur K Dekho KaMeeNo,
CiGrette Ki DuKaan aaGai Hai.
Written by wakeel on November 22, 2010 9:13 am | Permalink | Read Comments (0)Filed under Smoking SMS.
Life you have only once so enjoy
Life you have only once so enjoy each and every moment of your life as per your choice with open heart bcs there is no chance of retake if u take any wrong decision you have to pay for that.
Written by wakeel on November 22, 2010 9:13 am | Permalink | Read Comments (0)Filed under Nice SMS.
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U r every thing to me…..
U r every thing to me…..
Whom i can share my all secrets….
U r always there to help me……
May u live long.!!
Happy Father’s Day
Filed under Fathers day sms.
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Khushi se dil ko aabad karna…
Khushi se dil ko aabad karna…
Aur gham ko dil se azad karna,
Hamari bus itni gujarish hai ke hame bhi
Din me ek baar YAAD karna…
Filed under Valentine SMS.
Cheese is Cheese
Cheese is Cheese
Butter is butter
if u 4get me
i will throw u in
*-*-*-*-*-*-*
* G U T T E R *
*-*-*-*-*-*-*
Filed under Insult sms.
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A Smile That Came From Me
Of All D Smiles U Received Today
Der Was A Smile U Didn’t C
A Smile Not From D Lips
But Straight From D Heart
A Smile That Came From Me
Filed under BLESS U SMS.
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wIas lucky enough
When a blindWhen a blind beetle crawls over the surface of the globe,
he doesn’t realize that the track he has covered is curved.
wIas lucky enough to have spotted it.
Albert Einstein
Written by wakeel on November 22, 2010 9:13 am | Permalink | Read Comments (0)Filed under Famous Quotes Messages.
Loog kehte hain keh ishq itna mat karo
Loog kehte hain keh ishq itna mat karo
Keh husn sar par sawaar ho jae
Hum kehte hain keh ishq itna karo
Keh pathar dil ko bhi tumse pyaar ho jae
Filed under LOVE and romantic.
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I am coming
Category: Naughty SMS | Total views: 92 | characters: 200
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A teacher ask
“wot part of
the body goes to heaven first?
“A child replies”feet- coz every nite
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i c my mum with her feet in the air screamin
GOD I’M COMIN!
without a message from me
Category: English Love SMS, English SMS, Love SMS | Total views: 2 | characters: 141
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A day may start or end without a message from me,
but believe me it won’t start or end without thinking of u..
See! I just did. Take care.
Rain can hide my tears
Category: Barish/rainy Day SMS, English SMS, Sad SMS | Total views: 2 | characters: 110
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Heart Touching Quote….
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Rain can hide my tears.
But….
.
Can’t hide the redness of my eyes…..
who walks with His brain
Category: Cool/Decent SMS, English SMS, Wise SMS Quotes | Total views: 1 | characters: 127
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A Person who walks
with his Legs..
reaches his destination
but
A Person who walks
with His brain,
reaches his Destiny
Monday 22 November 2010
Tai bodhoy soite hochcha katar jontrona.
Hoyto tomai valobesa korechilam vhul,
Taito akhon dicchi sai vhular e mashool,
Phool vabe tumari sudu kortam sadona…
Tai bodhoy soite hochcha katar jontrona.
Filed under Bengali SMS.
Oscar Wilde
Always forgive your enemies;
nothing else annoys them so much.
Oscar Wilde
Written by wakeel on November 21, 2010 9:13 am | Permalink | Read Comments (0)Filed under Famous Quotes Messages.
KUTTON SE SAVDHAN.
1 yug tha jab log apne ghar k drwaje pe likhte the-atithi devo bhav
Phir likha-shubh laabh
Phir likha-u r welcome,aur ab-KUTTON SE SAVDHAN.
Filed under Wise SMS.
Apni to zindgi hi ajeeb kahani he
Apni to zindgi hi ajeeb kahani he
jis chiz ko chaha vo begani he
haste hain to sirf duniya k liye
varna in aankhon me pani hi pani hai
Filed under politics sms.
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Smooking reduces ur life by 5 mins.
Smooking reduces ur life by 5 mins.
Sex increases ur life by 10 min.
So the conclusion is that a fucking smoker never dies
Filed under Smoking SMS.
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Ae chand tu chamak
Ae chand tu chamak ya na chamak hume usse koi gum nahi,
Kyunki hai pyaar karne wala ek chand jaisa jiski chamak tujhse kam nahi
Filed under LOVE and romantic.
Bahut tight hai plz.
Uff plzz plzz aur karo naaa
dabao naa, zara zor se
aisa karo apni shirt nikalo
apni pant bhi nikal do
meri saadi bhi nikal do
ab zorse dabao aur dabao naa
bahut tight hai plz.
aur Zorse!plz karo naa plz……,
ho gaya na suitcase bannd.
Filed under Double Meaning SMS.
Luck is yours, Wish is mine
Fly in the plane of Ambition & Land in the Airport of Success…Luck is yours, Wish is mine…May Ur future always shine…Good Luck
Written by wakeel on November 21, 2010 9:13 am | Permalink | Read Comments (0)Filed under Good Luck SMS.
your Own Stupid
Today, tommorow and yesterday there will be one heart that would always beat for you You know Whose??? your Own Stupid!!!
Written by wakeel on November 21, 2010 9:13 am | Permalink | Read Comments (0)Filed under General SMS.
My Dear Friend!
When I Miss A Special Person
I Don’t Have To Go Too Far
I Just Have To Look Inside My Heart
Coz That’s Always Where You Are
My Dear Friend!
Filed under BLESS U SMS.
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Life you have only once so enjoy
Life you have only once so enjoy each and every moment of your life as per your choice with open heart bcs there is no chance of retake if u take any wrong decision you have to pay for that.
Written by wakeel on November 21, 2010 9:13 am | Permalink | Read Comments (0)Filed under Nice SMS.
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Oye, maar gayay yaar.
MAMU : Oye, maar gayay yaar.
Meri biwi aur premika saath saath AA rehli hain.
MAMU KA DOST : Arrey, mein bhi yehi bolnewala tha
Filed under MUNNA bhai sms.
Dil se bolun ik bat main sachi.!
Dil se bolun ik bat main sachi.!
Hum Tum ik raftaar k panchi.!
Dosti ye hamari hogi na kabhi kuchi.!
Teri photo se to meri negative hi Achi.!:-)
Filed under Insult sms.
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What’s Love?
What’s Love?
Shakespeare says:
“Don’t ask da person who loves someone,
but ask da person who have lost someone.”
They only can feel d true love!
Filed under Famous Quotes Messages.
Tussi itrande v bohat ho
Tussi itrande v bohat ho
Tussi sharmande v bohat ho
Dill te kerda tanu dinner kerva dawan
Per ki karan Tussi khande v bohat ho
Filed under Punjabi SMS.
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Men ,and women are limited
Men ,and women are limited
Not by the place of birth,
not by the colour of skin,
not by the circumstances
.BUT BY THE SIZE OF THEIR OWN THINKING
Filed under MISC SMS.
wife(Husband).
Nothing in this world Could ever be As wonderful as the love
You’ve given me Your love makes my days so very bright,
just knowing you’re my darling wife(Husband).Happy Anniversary
Filed under Anniversary SMS.
Chandni chaand se hoti hai,
Ladki boli: Chandni chaand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi,
Mohabbat ek se hoti hai, hazaaron se nahi.
Ladka bola : Chandni agar chaand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga,
Mohabbat agar ek se hogi to hazaron ka kya hoga.
Filed under Flirt SMS.
Wonderful Wednesday
Fresh Air….
Fresh Idea….
Fresh Talent….
Fresh Energy….
I wish U to have a …..
Sweetest Sunday,
Marvellous Monday,
Tasty Tuesday,
Wonderful Wednesday,
Thankful Thursday,
Friendly Friday,
Successful Saturday.
Have a great Year. HAPPY NEW YEAR.
Filed under New year sms.
Bless U
Bless U
Bless U
Wìth cärè
Wìth £uv
With smilè
Wìth präyér
With cöncèrn
Wìth $öftñes
ALLAH BLESS U
Évry sécönd
Evry mìnt
Evry hr
Evry däy
Evry wéèk
Evry moñth
Evry year
AMÉÉN
Filed under BLESS U SMS.
NURSERY Yil padikkunna 2 kuttikal
NURSERY Yil padikkunna 2 kuttikal
oran kuttyum oru penkuttiyum ..teacharodu.
teachare njangalkku kuttikal undavooo..
taecher orikkalum illa.appo ann kutty penkuttiyodu.
njan appaye paranjilledee onnum pedikkan illannu
Filed under Malayalam SMS.
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After engagement
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After engagement!
Girl:
Now stop looking at girls,u r commited now!
Boy:
Oho what do u mean,
if i m on diet,
that doesnt mean that i cant look at MENU . . 
Bakra Eid sms
Category: Urdu Poetry SMS | Total views: 7 | characters: 92
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tuMhArI JaAN meRi jAan tUm He ho0o
lo0G deKhAin eID kA chAnD,, meRa chAnd tUmhe ho0o….
Eid Ul Adha Prayer
Category: Eid Mubarak SMS | Total views: 8 | characters: 266
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Eid Ul Adha Prayer
Allaho-Akber, Allaho-Akber. La Ila-Ha Ill-Lal-Lah. Allaho-Akber, Allaho-Akber. Wa-Lilahill Hamd.
(Allah Is Great, Allah Is Great.
There Is No God But Allah.
Allah Is Great, Allah Is Great.
And All Praises Are For Allah).
Main Us ko dekhta rehta
Category: Urdu Poetry SMS | Total views: 2 | characters: 125
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*. . . . .Main Us ko dekhta rehta tha heraton se,
FARAZ. . . . . .*
Ye Zindagi se ta’aruf ki ibtada thi meri. . . . .*
Line Of A Broken Heart
Category: English SMS, Sad SMS | Total views: 2 | characters: 153
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[ Line Of A Broken Heart ]
This Time
I’m Giving Myself A
Reason To Move On.
B’coz Only Me And
My God Knows How
Badly I Waited For
Y O U=(
Grammer teacher slap a student
Category: English SMS, Naughty SMS | Total views: 388 | characters: 191
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Why did the Grammer teacher slap a student?
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B’coz he asked: Why is BRA Singular,
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when it covers 2 items n Pan**** Plural when it Covers one item?
Woh Kam Jo Maulana Na Kr Sakay
Category: Funny SMS | Total views: 7 | characters: 151
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Woh Kam Jo Maulana Na Kr Sakay
Aik Machar Nay Ker Dia,
Khawateen Ko Sleeveless Sy
Full Sleeves Pehanany Py
Majboor Kr Dia 
(Maulana Dengue)
~*Teray Bagair Eid*~
Category: Urdu Poetry SMS | Total views: 2 | characters: 246
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~*Teray Bagair Eid*~
Koi Bhi Mosam ho
Koi Bhi Rut ho
Apni to aadat hay
Tumhein yaad barabar krna !
Teri Justaju
Teri Umeed krna…
Tumhare aany pe
Khushi mazeed Krna….
Ab to mumkin hi nahi
Teray Bagair Eid Krna..!
I Saw your Daughter Yesterday
Category: English Funny SMS, English SMS, Funny SMS, Student SMS | Total views: 1 | characters: 152
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Teacher: Tel me 3Tenses with Example
Boy: I Saw your Daughter Yesterday
(Past)
We are in Love Now
(Present)
We Will Run Away Tomorw
(Future)
Happy Bakra Eid Season
Category: Eid Mubarak SMS | Total views: 12 | characters: 168
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“Mehsos Ho Rahi Hai Fiza Me Gober Ki Khushb00
Pappu
Lagta Hai Mere Shehar Me ‘Bakar Mandi’ Lag Gae Hy..
Happy Bakra Eid Season.. ;->
Songh Songh K Ge0.. ;->)
Beauty is in Heart
2010-11-11
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Great line 
I’m not a
“HANDSOME”
But I can give my
“HAND”
to
“SOME”
one who needs help.
Beauty is in heart,
not in face..
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What is the Meaning Of life?
2010-11-9
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Once a wise Man Asked GOD
What is the Meaning Of life?
God- Life itself Has No Meaning in it,
Life is An Opportunity to create a Meaning
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Never Blame any Day in your LIFE
2010-11-15
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Never Blame any Day in your life.
Good days give you Happiness.
Bad days give you Experience.
Both Are Essential In Life.
All Are God’s blessings.
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Happy Diwali 2010
2010-11-5
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Ajse aapke yahan dhan ki barsat ho,
Maa laxmi ka vass ho,
Sankaton ka nash ho,
Har dil pe apka raj ho,
Unnati ka sar pe taj ho,
Wish you a very Happy Diwali 2010!
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Happy Diwali
2010-11-5
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Aapke life mein mithaas ho “Cadbury” jaise
Rounak ho “Asian Paints” jaise
Mehak ho “Axe” jaise
Tazgi ho “Colgate” jaise
Aur tension-free rahe
“Huggies” jaise!
“Happy Diwali”
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This Diwali May You Be Blessed
2010-11-5
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This Diwali, may you be blessed with good fortune as long as Ganeshji’s trunk, wealth and prosperity as big as his stomach, happiness as sweet as his ladoos and may your trouble be as small as his mouse. Happy Diwali!
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All wishing you a very HAPPY DIWALI
2010-11-5
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With my
1 heart
2 eyes
7 liter blood
206 bones
4.5 million red cells
60 trillion D N A”S…
All wishing you a very very
HAPPY DIWALI!
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Sunday 21 November 2010
happy gurpurab 2010 Festival sms messages Wishes greetings
gurpurab 2010 : gurpurab sms : gurpurab greetings : gurpurab Scraps : gurpurab Messages : Hpapy gurpurab : gurupurab Nanak Birthday 2010
Happy gurupurab to all the Sikhs and to everyone who is a well-wisher of the ideals of Sikhism
May happiness and blessings
surround you as we join togather
to remember the beloved Sri
gurupurab Nanak Dev ji and the
Beginnings of Sikhism.
HAPPY gurupurab TO ALL…!!
Happy gurpurab to all the Sikhs and to everyone who is a well-wisher of the ideals of Sikhism….
LET US ALL CELEBRATE JANAM DIVAS,
PRAKASH UTSAV DIVAS OF SHRI gurupurab NANAK DEV JI…
happy gurupurab ..!!
Happy gurpurab to you and your family.
May gurupurab Jee inspire you to achieve all your goals and May His blessings be with you in whatever you do!
Happy gurpurab….
good night sms hindi
jab rat ko yadd unki ati hai
sitaroon main tassveer un ki nazar ati hai good
dhondti hai aankhen us bhula dene waley ko
yad mai jinki shuhba ho jati hai good
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titli apko!
kehny ayi hy.
“good night”
kyun k
isy “phool” bohat psand hai.
Saturday 20 November 2010
Roomal Saaf Rehta Hay:
Agar Behti Hui Naak Ko Shuuurrrrr Kar Ke Oper Charha Liya Jaaye To,
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Roomal Hamesha Saaf Rehta Hay.....
.
( Zubaida Aapa Ke Rasilay Totky ) ': )
If you stand 4 a reason:
You can choose to be happy or sad and whichever you choose that is what you get.
No one is really responsible to make someone else happy,
no matter what most people have been taught and accept as true.
shakespeare
boy vs girl hot and naughty sms
Boy:
Tmra Nam Kya Hai?
Girl:
Q Btao?
Me Tme Janti B Nai..!
Boy:
Na Btao Me Knsa Tme Apni Ferari
Me Betha Ra Hun!
Girl:
NADIA, B.Com 2nd Yr
Wo Smne Wali Gali Me
Ryt Hand Pe 4th Nmbr Pe Mera
Ghr Hai 32/B,
Ghr Me Aik Chota Bhai N Ami Abu Hain,
Tution Tymings 6 To 8?
girl boy se:
Jan Mujhay Aise Propose Karo
Jaise Aaj Tak Kisi Ne Na Kya Ho
Larka :
Kamini Zaleel I Love U
Mujh Se Shadi Kar K
Mujhay Tabah Kar De Beghairat!
Boy: Hamaray pyar k baray main kisi ko mat batana…
Girl: Amber ko Zaror bataongi.
Boy: Kyun?
Girl: Woh kehti thi Koi Gadha he tujhse pyar karega.
Boys ke zindagi k 2 asool hain.
Pehla:
wo kisi ajnabi larki ko lift nai karWaty..
Aur
dosra:
wo kisi larki ko ajnabi nai samjty..
the world television day 21st November 2010
World Television Day : In March 1996 the United Nations General Assembly proclaimed 21 November as World Television Day commemorating the date on which the first World Television Forum was held in 1996.
In 1996, the General Assembly proclaimed 21 November as World Television Day, commemorating the date on which, in 1996, the first World Television Forum was held at the United Nations. States were invited to observe the Day by encouraging global exchanges of television programmes focusing on issues such as peace, security, economic and social development, and the enhancement of cultural exchanges (resolution 51/205 of 17 December).
Friday 19 November 2010
Kal School Kiyun Nhi Aye Thy
Teacher:
Kal School Kiyun Nhi Aye Thy?
Student:
Sir Mehmaan Aye Huwe The.
Teacher:
O I See…
Student:
Na ji
Agr O I Hondi
Te Me Aj V Na Anda.
Koi mujhe ye to btao
Chand nikla roshni sar-e-aam hui.
Chand nikla roshni sar-e-aam hui.
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.
Koi
mujhe
ye to
btao k
munni kiyun badnaam hui..:-).
Wednesday 17 November 2010
eid mubarak meaning
meaning of eid mubarak is : eid mubarak means
“Blessed Festival”
It’s a way of saying
“Happy Eid”
at the time of the Islamic Eid holidays.
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Baqera eid Tikka Botti khao
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Lo je Baqera eid se pehle e Tikka Botti khao!
Hmre sath raho gay to eash kro gay !
Plz seekhen wapis kr dena!
Tuesday 16 November 2010
Cutest fight:
A Sweet Story
Once A Girl Asked A Boy:
Why We Have Units To Measure Weight, Height, Force, Speed, Distance Etc. But Nothing To Meaure Love, Trust, Friendship. Why?
Boy Thought For A While, Took Her In Arms, Looked In Her Deep Eyes And Said:
Dekho Meri Jan!
Kiss Deni He To Do Warna Dimagh Na Khao:-D
kAsH yE OrdEr kYa hOtA:
A Married Man Have An Affair Wth His Secretary
One Day They Went On Date & Spent So Much Time That It Became 8PM
While Returning Home Man Rubbed His Shoes & Cloths Grass & Dirt
At Home, Wife Asked "Where You Were ?
He Replied, I Cant Lie To U, I'm Heaving An Affair And Coming From Date
Wife Looked At Him & Shouted
Jhootay! Cricket Khail K Aa Rahay Ho Na . . .
Eid Mubarak sms jokes quotes and msgs
May Allah accept all your good deeds from the blessed mubarak month and give us the ability to carry them on through the year, ameen. mubarak ho eid mubarak
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This mubarak day take a moment and remember in your mubarak duas all our Muslim brothers and sisters around the world who are suffering.
mubarak o eid mubarak
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16 November ko Tum “Dil”
Mango HUM Denge,
Tum “Jigar” Mango
Wo Bhi Denge,
“Eyes” Mango
Wo Bhi Denge!
Q K
Us Din Humne
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.
ek mubarak Cow Zibah Karni Hai.
mubarak ho apko eid mubarak.
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Eid
is love….
beauty..
dedication..
happiness…
My Advance mubarak wishes to U &Ur family.
“ mubarak e eid mubarak ”
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Watch hajj live broadcast 2010 Streaming Online Free
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Happy Eid wishes and messages
(1).
Close your eyes and imagine my smily face
my eyes
my nose
my lips
my hairs
ok DONE
happy eid ho app ne Eid ka chand daikh lia 2 din pehley.
(2).
All that is in the heavens
and the earth
glorifieth Allah; and
He is the Mighty,
the Wise.
The Holy Quran [ 57:1]
happy eid to You.
(3).
Life is mostly froth and bubble,
But two things stand like stone,
Kindness in another’s trouble..
and courage in you’s own.
happy eid
ADVANCE EID MUBARAK
Aj ki Dunya bahut advance hai.
Isi Advance dunya ki advance technology main rehne waley 1 advance
banday ki taraf se ap sab ko
advance eid mubarak
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.–,!”””Eid””!
/ – ,! Cards!
“-0-””””””’0?-”
Apna Eid Card Jaldi Se Nikalo
Truk Late Ho Raha Hay
Baki Friends Ko B Wish Karna Hay
advance eid mubarak
Monday 15 November 2010
eid al adha greetings, eid ul adha greeting 2010
Allaho-Akber, Allaho-Akber. La ila-ha ill-lal-lah. Allaho-Akber, Allaho-Akber. Wa-lilahill hamd.the meaning of EIDDo you know what is the meaning of EID ?
Eid is the combination of 3 meaningful words
E – Embrace with open heart
I – Inspire with impressive attitude
D – Distribute pleasure to all ~Eid Mubarak~
Eid is the combination of 3 meaningful words
E – Embrace with open heart
I – Inspire with impressive attitude
D – Distribute pleasure to all ~Eid Mubarak~
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Bachpan to sab ka pyara hota hy
Mera bachpan b boht acha tha
Meri maa thi Bap tha
me bachpan se hi boht hasin thi jo b dekhta mri tarif krta
jb jawan hui t0 na jany Q Mjhe dosry shehr bhej dya gya dr asal shehr kia ye t0 bs ek bazar tha jo ata mri tarif krta mjhy hath lgata 0r chala jata phr na jany me ktny logon k hathon farokht hue ab phr ek bazar me ho jahan hr koi ata hy mre husn ki tarif krta hy 0r agy barh jata hy
Na jany mjhy kb mera haqiqi khridar milega 0r me uski ho jaongi.
AJ Rat dekhye
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Ek(Cow)
Ka khasusi interview
CameraMan Papu k Sath
Maweshi mandi.. 
Happy eid ul adha 2010 in advance
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College is like a fountain of knowledge:
Teacher;
Homework Kiun Nhi Kiya?
Homework Kiun Nhi Kiya?
Stdnt;
Sir,Light Nhi Thi
Teachr;
To Mom Batti Jala Lete
Student;
Sir,Maachis Nhi Thi
Teachr;
Machis Kiun Nai Thi
Student;
Pooja Ghar Me Rkhi Thi.
Teachr;
To Wahan Se Le Aate
Student;
Nahaya Hua Nhi Tha
Teachr;
Nahaye Kiun Nhi Thy
Student;
Pani Nhi Tha Sir
Teachr;
Pani Kiun Nhi Tha?
Student;
Sir Motor Nhi Chal Rahi Thi.
Teachr;
Ullu K Pathy Motor Kiun Nai Chal Rahi Thi ?
Student;
Sir Bataya To Hy Light Nhi Thi....
Mujh Se Larney Aaye
KAASH!!!! Wo Subha Neend Se Jagey To Mujh Se Larney Aaye FARAZ. K Tum Kon Hoty Ho Mery Khawbon Mein Aaney Waly…! Good morning
Tags: goodmorning sms, Mery Khawbon Mein Aaney Waly, urdu faraz sms, Wo Subha Neend Se JageyDawat ka liye Bakra Zibaha
Wife:
Hum Apni Shaadi Ki Salgirah Per Dawat ka liye Bakra Zibah Karain ga.
Hsbnd:
Ghalti Main Ne Ki Hai tau Saza Us Ghareeb Ko Kyun Dain ?
Eid Mubarak
*Hello Jee*
*Wishing You*
.-”"-. /),,/)
( ‘.’ )( ‘;’ )
(,,)(,,)(,,)(,,)
*Happy HappY*
*Eid Mubarak*
Friday 12 November 2010
I Didn�t Forget Your Birthday:
for your birthday
i want to wish you a happy happy bday
also want you to know that
you are loved by all of your friends.
always take care.
GOD bless you ur family. love you
Ye bkra kitne ka he
pathan: Ye bkra kitne ka he?
Aadmi: 38,000 Ka!
Pathan heran ho kr:
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Kiun camre wala hai kya??
kaisi kashish hai uski yadon mein
“Mujhy wo lakh tarpaie mager us shakhs ki khatir”
“mere dil k andhiron main duaain raks karti hain”
“usay kehna k lout aye sulagti sham se pehlay”
“kisi ki khushk ankhon main sadaain raks karti hain”
“khuda janay kaisi kashish hai uski yadon mein”
“main uska zikar cheroon to hawain raks krti hain.
Dharrkan Mein Woh Hai
Meri Rooh Mein, DiL Mein, Dharrkan Mein Woh Hai
” SAGAR “
Bus Kismat Mein Nahi To KhudA Se GiLa Kaisa??
Tags: Bewafa Shayari SMS, Dil Dharrkan Mai wo Hai, KhudA Se GiLa Kaisa, Kismat Mein Nahi, urdu sagar shairy smsMuje Aazmany Ke Liye
Main Jitna Aaj Usy Chahta Hon Kal Bhi Utna He Chahon Ga …,
Wo To Pagal Hy Roz Ruth Jata Hy Muje Aazmany Ke Liye..!!
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Wo mile ga to us ki aankhon se pochien gay
“Faraz”
KIS ko abaad kiya hai mujheyKIS ko abaad kiya hai….
Tags: bewafa shairy sms, faraz shairy sms, KIS ko abaad kiya hai, sad shairy sms, us ki aankhon se pochien gayThursday 11 November 2010
It's chalenG 4U?:
Think And Answer These Quetions:
1.Wo Konsa Samandar Hai Jis Me Pani Nahi?
Ans:
2. Wo Konsa Shehar Hai Jis Me Imaarat Nahi?
Ans:
3. Wo Konsi Chez Hai Jo ALLAH Ne Nahi Dekhi Insan Ne Dekhi Hai?
Ans:
4. Wo Konsa Janwar Hai Jis K Pait Me Dant Hain?
Ans:
5. Wo Konsa Darakht Hai Jis Me Lakri Nahi Hai?
Ans:
6. Phansi Fajar K Bad Or Sooraj Nikalne Se Pehly Kyun Di Jati Hai?
Ans:
7,Agr Larki Ki Lash Mily To Kese Pata Chaly Ga K Wo Muslim Hai Ya Non Muslim?
Ans:
Reply Me.
Kisi ko Zamane ki Dolat
Kisi ko Zamane ki Dolat mili ha
Kisi ko jahan ki Hukumat mili ha
Me Apne Muqaddar pe Qurban hojaon
Mujhe RASOOL-E-PAK (S.A.W.W) ki Ummat main jagha mili ha.
Wednesday 10 November 2010
Ab Kiya Faida Shoq-E-Namaz Ka
Azan Hoti Rahi Main Sunta Raha Per Ghafil Raha Namaz Say,
Ab Kiya Faida Shoq-E-Namaz Ka Jb Ho Rahi Hai Namaz Meri..!!
Tags: Azan Hoti Rahi Main Sunta Raha, Ghafil Raha Namaz Say, islamic advice sms, Islamic SMS Messages, Shoq-E-Namaz Ka Jb Ho Rahi Namaz MeriFunny Bakra Eid Mubarak sms messages and qoutes
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(‘, ‘) \’_’_’_’)~
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Ye Lo
Bakra
Eid tak isay khilana
Pilana
Roz sham ko sair krwna pr Eid pe wapis kr dena
Maine b Qurbani krni hy
“Bakra Eid Mubarak”
Kash tu mera Bakra hota
Main tujay Ghass
Khilata or pyar se tere seengh
Hilata or
Poochta pagal
Kaun???
Tu ya Main ??
Or tu piyaar se Bolta
..Main Main..
“Bakra Eid Mubarak”
Beopari:
Yeh Bakra 9500
Yeh 8000
Woh 7000
Aur
Woh Wala Sirf 500 Ka
Gahak:
500 Ka Kyun?
Sahab Jee! China Ka Hai,
Koi Gaurantee Nai Ghar
Ja K Bhonkna Shuro Kar De
“Bakra Eid Mubarak”
I wish a wish for u.
Da wish i wish for few.
Da wish i wish for u is dat your all wishes come true
So, keep on wishing as my all wishes are with you.
“Bakra Eid Mubarak”
hona mujhy acha nahi lagta
Wo mujh sy bichar k khush hy to usy khush rehny do,,,,
“Mohsin”
Mujh sy mil kar uska udas hona mujhy acha nahi lagta…
dengi virus bi aisa hota ha
Boy: Teri judai main neend urti hai, jan jati hai,chen khota hai,Dil rota hai…..
Girl: Check karwa le beta dengi virus bi aisa hi hota ha.:-
aadat teray shaam-o-sehir ki
Ik umer se aadat hai teray shaam-o-sehir ki,
Ab kon teri yaad k mamool ko badlay…..!!!
Tags: doubel meaning sms, Ik umer se aadat hai, urdu bewafa sms, yaad k mamool ko badlaySony se pehly Maaf kr diya kro
Irshaad e Bari Talah..
“Momino Sony se pehly sb ko Maaf kr diya kro,
Tmhary Jagny se pehly me tmhen Maaf kr don ga…
“SUBHANALLAH”.
Her Qadam sath koi Chalta nahi
“BAAGH” ka har Phool khilta nahi
Her Qadam sath koi Chalta nahi
Ye Dastoor hai Shehr-e-Mohabat ka
“WASI”
jisay Shiddat se Chaho wo kabhi Milta nahi.
Khyal rakhna es ka ANMOL Hai Sab se
“Maangi Thi Dua Ham ne Apne Rab Se
Dena Hamen wo “dost” Jo Ho Alag Sab Se
Rab ne Mila Diya Hamen Aap se Aur Kaha,
Khyal rakhna es ka ye
ANMOL Hai
“Sab se.
Dard Mery Dil me nhi Goday me
Dil cheer k b deikho gy to Dard dhoond na paao gy “Faraz”
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Q k
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Dard Mery Dil me nhi
“Goday” me hy!
\(,”)>
)(
<”\_
haye oye..
Thudda lgya c
Mout pe bhi mujhe yakeen
Mout pe bhi mujhe yakeen hai tum pr be aitabar hai
Daikhna ha pehle kon ata ha humaein dono ka Intezar ha.
Monday 8 November 2010
Bherkaain Meri Pyaas Ko Aksar Teri:
Ankhon Mein Sama Jao, Is Dil Mein Raha Karna
Taron Mein Hansa Karna, Phoolon Mein Khila Karna
Taron Mein Hansa Karna, Phoolon Mein Khila Karna
Jab Se Tumhein Dekha Hai, Jab Se Tumhein Paya Hai
Kuchh Hosh Nahin Mujhko, Ek Nasha Sa Chhaya Hai
Ab Baat Jo Karni Ho, Aankhon Se Kaha Karna
Aey Kaash Dharkta Dil, Kuchh Der Thahar Jaaye
Ye Raat, Mohabbat Kii, Yunhii Na Guzar Jaae
Baqi Hai Abhii Tum Par, Ye Jaan Fidaa Karnaa
Aankhon Mein Samaa Jaao, Is Dil Mein Rahaa Karna
Kismat Na Dikhaye Ab, Ghariyaan Hamein Furaqat Ki
Har Raat Yuunhi Chamake,Taqadir Mohabbat Ki
Aey Chand Sitaaro Tum Mil Jul Ke Duaa Karna
Aankhon Mein Samaa Jaao, Is Dil Mein Rahaa Karna
Maana k bht khaas hun main apny chahny:
JAISEY"
Boht Taiz Barish K Bad
Dhoop Ki Pehli Kiran,
Or Boht Rony K Bad
Halki c Hansi,
Boht Shor K Bad
Sukoon ka Ek Pal,
Boht Dukh K Bad
Khushi Ka Ek Lamha,
Insan Ki Zindagi Me Jo Ehmiyat Rakhte Hain,
Waise Hi Mere Liye
"Mere Friends"
Hain
Be HAPPY ALWAYZ
Eid-ul-azha 2010 | Eid-ul-adha 2010
Eid Al-Azha is a holiday at the end of the Hajj, the annual Muslim pilgrimage to Mecca which is one of the greatest religious observance in Islam.
this year Eid Al-Azha is expected to be on November 17, 2010.
Eid ul Azha Greetings
May the blessings of Allah
fill your life with happiness
and open all the doors of success
now and always.
Happy Eid-ul-azha 2010
Read this SMS after 16 days
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ary phir parhy ja rahy hooo
ary kaha na nahin parhna
acha chalo parh lo may be
i ll be the 1st one to say
!~!~ Very Very
**..**Eid-ul-azha 2010 mubarak **..**
HaPpY New MOON of ZIL HAjj
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‘-. _ _ .-’
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HaPpY New MOON of
ZIL HAjj
May ALLAH Shower His CountLess Blessings On You & Your FamiLy.!!!
MUBARAK!
Eid-ul-adha 2010 – Eid-ul-azha 2010 greetings
The celebration of Eid-Ul-Adha is in commemoration of the command give by Allah to Prophet Ibrahim (a.s) (may Allah be pleased with him) to sacrifice his first born son Ismail to Him. The fulfilment [sic] of this noble command of Allah by Ibrahim signifies his faith in Allah.
Eid Al-Azha-2010 Quotes and Messages
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after 24 Days everyone
will wish u but
I M THE FIRST 2 Eid-ul-adha Mubarak
Last Nite i Caught some StaRs**
I vl Give them
2 the PeOple
whO r
juSt so
SpaRklingly
Special .
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Catch it….it’s 4 U 2 make ur Day a happiest Day
Eid-ul-adha
Sunday 7 November 2010
ratain b kitna ajeeb mizaj rakhti hain:
Jab Neend Se Ankhain Bojhal Hoon,
Aur Apne Aankh Se Ojhal Hoon,
Aur Apne Aankh Se Ojhal Hoon,
Phir Neend Bhala Kab Aati Hai,
Jab Dil Mein Basnay Waalay Bhi,
Aur Saath Mein Hasnay Walay Bhi,
Door Khahin Wo Bastay Hoon,
Kisi Aur Ke Sath Wo Hanstay Hoon,
Phir Neend Bhala Kab Aati Hai,
Jab Gham Ki Raat Andhairi Ho,
Aur Us Mein Yaad Bhi Teri Ho,
Na Dil Mein Koi Ujaala Ho,
Phir Neend Bhala Kab Aati Hai,
Phir Neend Bhala Kab Aati Hai.
Khubsurat Baat:
3 chezen KuM KRO
*Intizar *Aitbar *Izhar
Kamyabi hogi!
*Intizar *Aitbar *Izhar
Kamyabi hogi!
3 PR AMAL KRO
*Quran *Sunnat *Nasihat
Zindgi Behtren Guzregi!
3 CHeZEN SAnMBHAL K RaKHNA
*Raz *Zuban *Haya
Kbi nhi pchtaoge!
3 KAMO Ma JLDI KRO
*Farz *Qarz *SHADI
Sukon Milega!
3 DOST BNALO
*Nek Aamal *Hsne Ikhlak *Kitab
kbi tnha nhi rho gy.
3 aesi nekian jin ko karne se qiamat k din arsh ka saya mile ga, *andhere men masjid jana
*dil na chahte hoe b wazo karna
*kise bokhe ko khana khilana.
In a coffee shop with friends:
1 shakhs Qabristan se guzar raha tha,
k Achanak iski nazar 1 Qabr par peri,
jis pe likha tha "IMANDAR WAQEEL"
Usne 2,3 martaba perha, or bohat hairan hua:
Phir bola:
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"Kamal hai kisi ny 1 Qaber me 2 Aadmi dafan kar diye hain"
Gaaye ki maar leta hai:
Baap Apne Bete Ke Ko Leke Rishte Ke Liye Ladki Dekhne Jata Hai
Ladki Samne Aake Beth Jati Hai. Kuch Der Bad Baap Akele Lejake Bete Se Puchta Hai
Baap: ?Kyun Beta, Ladki Pasand Aayi??
Beta: ?Papa Ladki To Bahut Moti Hai?
Baap: ?Ek Baat Yad Rakhna Beta, Ghar Kitana Bhi Bada Ho, Darwaaja Chota Hi Hota Hai?
Sb Se Barri ACHAi
Assalam-o-Aliekum
“BURAi” Ko Khud Main Aur “ACHAi” Ko Dusron Main Talash Kro,,,
Yahi Aap Ki Sb Se Barri “ACHAi” Hai…!!!
(Good morning)
Bhool jana to rasm _e_dunia
Bhool jana to rasm _e_dunia hai.
~ wasi ~
Tum ne bhula k konsa kamal kr diya..??
Tags: bhula k konsa kamal kr diya, sad bewafa sms, urdu bewafa sms, urdu wasi shairy smsBack ground music
1 pathan ka english ki class mai pad nikal gia,
Teacher: wats this ?
Pathan : This is Back ground music .
Mat Gustakhi Karna Us MAA Se
Zara si Chot Lagy To Wo Aansu Baha Deti Hy
Apni Sukoon Bhari Goad Me HumKo Sula
Deti Hy
Karty Hain Khafa Hum Jub To Chutki Me Bhula Deti Hy
Hoti Hi Khafa HumSe To Duniya Ko B Bhula Deti Hy
Mat Gustakhi Karna Us “MAA” Se
Q K Jub Wo Chor Jaati Hy
To Ghar Ko Qabrustan Bana Deti Hy.
Neend Se Kiya Shikwa
Neend
Se Kiya
Shikwa
Karoon Main.!
“Ay d0st”
Qasoor
To Us Chehray Ka Hy Jo
Mujhy Soney
Nhi Deta.
MERI HASTI MEN DOOBE ga
Chalo ye Farz krte hn, k tm MASHRIQ, main MAGHRIB hun, Chalo ye Maan lete hn, Bara Lamba Safar hai ye, Magar Ye bhi Haqeeqat hai, K Tmhari Zaat ka Sooraj, Boht sa Raasta Chal kar, “MERI HASTI MEN DOOBE ga.
Dua ki Apeal
Dua ki Apeal !!:-)
ye msg apny frndz ko b karain.roz kitny faltu msg krty hain.plz dn,t ignor.
Maine aaj aik 950 ki jarsi li hai.ap dua kro k us pay burr na aye.:
AMEEN:
Ye Mera Ishq Tha K Diwangi
~Ye Mera Ishq Tha K Diwangi Ki Intiha “$äqì”
~Teray Qareeb Say Guzar Gaya Teray Hi Khayal Mein…
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“Agr tum mout ki raftaar ko dekh letay tu umeedon sy nafrat kartay or kabhi in ko pura karne main masroof na hotay”
(HAZRAT ALI R.A.)
Saturday 6 November 2010
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Commitment Of A Girl & Boy:
Girls' Attitude
Who says
Girls don't like
ordinary, insignificant
...cheap things?
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We All Like BOYS
Don't We ? =P =D
Halki Halki Barish:
Hai dil ko teri aarzu Par main tujhe na pa sakun,
Mein hon roh tu jan Dono jur ke bhi juda,
Kya khuwab dil tujhko le kar sajaye Par khauf yeh bhi kahin par sataye
k yeh bhi toote to phir hoga kya Mera?
Mujhe raas aati hain khushiyan kahan?
Phir kyun tujhko bata k karna bewajah Tujhko Bhi Paresha?
Subha Sham Karna intzar Tera Zindgi Mei Bas Jaise Yahe Ho Jaise Kam Mera?
Hai dil ko teri aarzu Par main tujhe na pa sakun,
Follow Ur Dreams:
** Mery Dil k 2 Hisay Hai!
1, Mother k Liye
2, Father k Liye
SORRY
Tumhare Liye koi Jaga Nahi!
Q
k
Tum
Dharkan Ho
Mere Dil ki.
LOVE Has No Synonym:
Sweet Lines By
A Lover . . . ! ! !
A Lover . . . ! ! !
"One Reason
...GOD Created Time
Was So That
I Could Spend
Mine With YOU ..."
Thursday 4 November 2010
sweet lines by a lover
Sweet Lines By
A Lover . . . ! ! !
“One Reason
…GOD Created Time
Was So That
I Could Spend
Mine With YOU …”
beauty of deepavali season
May the beauty
Of deepavali season
Fill your home with
Happiness,
And may the coming year
Provide you with all
That bring you joy!
happy diwali
This diwali tumko mile
Rathore ki Aim
Film stars ka Fame
Game show ka Jackpot
Hit film mein ek spot
Jadoo ki chhari
lots of crackers aur phuljhari
sab ka dher saara pyar aur dosti
and lots n lots of fun n masti
Wishing u a very HAPPY DIWALI!
Khuda se mang lo tum hamein:
For all qualified people,
who have one or more higher education degrees...
Suno Jan'an !
Bohat Si Degree'ian Le Ker,
...Ikatha Ker Ke Itna Ilam Daman Mein,
Hunar Pe Dastaras Pa Ker,
Nisaab -e- Chahat -e- Dil Ke,
Chalaktay Lafz Ankhon Se,
Agar Parhne Se Qasir Ho.....
To Un-Parh Ho !!!
quote of the day
* Quote Of The Day *
There Are Two
Ways Of Spreading
Light …
…
- To Be The
Candle
Or
- The Mirror That
Reflects It … =)
socha pehle sabhi buzurgo
Wish u Happy Diwali
I know ye jaldi hai par kya karu
bahut sare young smart frnds ko wish krna hai,
socha pehle sabhi “BUZURGO” ko nipta lu.
wish u a happy dipawali
Ashirwad Mile Bado Se
Sahyog Mile Apno Se
Khusiya Mile Jag Se
Doulat Mile Rub Se
Yahi Duaa Karte He Hum Dil Se
Wish U A
“Happy
may this diwali fulfill your dreams
May the joy, cheer,
Mirth and merriment
Of this divine festival
Surround you forever.
May the happiness,
That this season brings
Brighten your life
And, hope the year
Brings you luck and
Fulfills all your dearest dreams!
Happy deepavali?..
laxmi aayegi itni ki sab jagah naam hoga
Laxmi Aayegi Itni ki Sab jagah Naam hoga,
Din raat Vyapar bade itna Adhik kaam hoga,
Ghar Pariwar Samaj me banoge Sartaj,
Yehi Kamna hai hamari aap ke liye
Diwali ki Dhero Shubh Kamanaye
.
Deep Jalte Jagmagate rahe,
Hum aapko Aap hame yaad aate rahe,
Jab tak zindagi hai, Dua hai hamari
Aap Chand ki tarah Jagmagate rahe.
“Happy Diwali”
Wednesday 3 November 2010
Shuroo ALLAH ke naam se:
Powers of Quran:
1. Sura Yasin relieves from azaab-e-Qabar
2. Sura Rehman will make u rich
3. Sura Al Waquiya will release u from hunger
4. Sura Al Mulk brings light in ur grave
5. Sura Al Jasia will bring peace in ur life
> Sirf ek bar Duroood-e-pak parh k ye msg frwd kar dain.
Is tarah se banne wali chain ka sawab apko b milta rahega aur mujhay bhi.
> Plzzzzzz dont break it.
shikayat lagane ka mouka:
"Interview Plz"
1.Zindagi ka yadgar din?
Ans:
2.Best friend ka name ?
Ans.
3. Kis ko boht yad kartay ho?
Ans:
4. Zindagi main parents ka ilawa kon ahm hai?
Ans.
5. Kis sy love hoa tha or ab bi hai?
Ans:
6.kis type k insan se nfrat ho jati hai......?
Ans.
7.Mere liye koi bat
Ans:
8.Asa dost js ko kbi be khona nai chaty.
Ans:
9.Mj sy dosti kr ky kaya paya.
Ans.
10.Agr kbi mjy chorna pary tu kaya kro gy.
Ans.
11-My name in ur cell.
Ans.
Reply must.r
Salam!:
Amazing Facts....!!!
1. People who ride on roller coasters have a higher chance of having a blood clot in the brain.
2. Black bears are not always black they can be brown, cinnamon, yellow and sometimes white.
3. People with blue eyes see better in dark.
4. Each year 30,000 people are seriously injured by exercise equipment.
> 5. The placement of a donkey?s eyes in its head enables it to see all four feet.
6. The sun is 330330 times larger than the earth.
7. The cow gives nearly 200000 glass of milk in her lifetime.
8. There are more female than male millionaires in the U.S.A.
9. A male baboon can kill a leopard.
10. When a person dies, hearing is usually the first sense to go.
Nice Lines by True Friend:
D e d i c a t e d
To All My
J I G x X x
...Not Even The Best
Dessert Can Taste
Sweeter Than The
Cheap Ice Cream
I Ate With Them ... =)
Not Even The Best
Compliments Can
Sound Better Than
The Jokes They Poke
At Me ... =P
Not Even The Expensive
Dress Can Suit Me
Be88erThan The Dress
I Borrowed From
Them ... ;)
Not Even The Hottest
Pizza Can taste Be88er
Than The Cheap
French-Fries I Had With
Them ... =D
I Do Survive Without
Them But
I LIVE Only With
THEM ... :)
♥ You All
Teri Yaadon K Charagon Ko Jalaya Aksar:
Main Aap ko kya Bhejun?
Barish ki
Pehli boond
Aasman ka
Sab se roshan Tara
Shaakh par khila
Surkh Gulaab
Muthi mein
Qaid ek Jugnu
Honton pe saji
ek khuwahish
Aankhon ka
ek khawab
ya Dil ki
"MAASOOM SI "DUA"
k
ALLAH aap ko kaainat k tamaam NEIMTON Se Nawaze.
Kabi KOI dukh ap k nzdek bhi na aye.
**... Aamin..**
Hum jugnu they, hum titli they:
Hum jugnu they, hum titli they, hum rang barangey panchhi they,
Kuch mah-o-sal ki jannat me, Maa hum dono bhi sanjhi they,
Kuch mah-o-sal ki jannat me, Maa hum dono bhi sanjhi they,
Me chhota sa ek baccha tha, teri ungli tham ke chalta tha,
Tu duur nazar se hoti thi, me ansu ansu rota tha,
Ek khuwabon ka roshan basta, tu roz mujhe pehnati thi,
Jab darta tha mai rato'n ko, tu apne sath sulati thi,
Maa tuny kitne barson tak, iss phool ko sencha hathon se,
Zindagi ke gehre bhedo'n ko me samjha teri baton se,
Me tere hath ke takiye par, ab bhi raat ko sota hon,
Maa me ek chhota sa baccha hon, teri yaad me ab bhi rota hon.
Socha thori ExErCiSe kr lon:
'Out 0f Control Day'
Aaj Aap Ke Dil Main Mere Liye Jo Kuch Bhi Hai,
Bus Bol Do Acha Ya Bura, Main Bilkul Bhi Mind Nahen Karungi,
Lakin..
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Lakin Itna Zaroor Yaad Rakhna Ke 'BAKRA EID' Anae Waali Hai,
Aur Daaanto Ke Baghair Aap Ghosht Enjoy Nahen Kar SakoGe
Samjhe.?
Chalo Ab Bolo.
Little Things:
Little stones make big mountains,
Little steps can cover miles,
Little steps can cover miles,
Little acts of loving-kindness
Give the world it's biggest smiles...
Little words can soothe big troubles
Little hugs can dry big tears,
Little candles light the darkness,
Little memories last for years...
Little dreams can lead to greatness,
Little victories to success~
It's the little things in life
That brings the greatest happiness...
one who sends more forward messages to all
Simplest Truth !
One Who Sends More
Forward Messages
To All
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Is The One
Who Does Not Have
A Girlfriend . . . =P =D
october gray the leaves
Its A Gray October
The Leaves Have All
Turned Brown
And All The Birds Of
Summer
…Are Packing Up To
Leave Town
And So It Goes !
The Frost Takes The
last Rose
And All The Fields Will
Be Frozen Soon
The Hills Will Soon See
Winter Snow …
EpPiE wInTeR … ^_^
only good thing about the stone
A t t i t u d e
P e r s o n i f i e d
Only Good Thing
About The Stone
…That
Lies In My Path
Is That
They Become My
MILESTONE
As I Pass Them … =)
message is strictly for cute n charming
This message is
strictly for
CUTE n CHARMING
People Only . . .
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Since YOU Accidentally
Receive It ,
We Deeply Apologize For
Disturbance Due To The
Technical Error … =P =D
ap logo se munni ka sawal
Ap Logo Se Munni Ka Sawal Jo Munni Tarap K Ap Se Pochti He?
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Kameeno
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Ma Ka Laadla Bhe To Bigra Tha.
Merey Hi Phechey Kun Parey Ho?:-D
most filthy proverb ever
Most Filthy
Proverb Ever
An APPLE A Day
Becomes POTTY
Next Day . . . =P =D
few things cant be understood
Few Things Can’t Be
Understood..
Like Our Heart !
…V Think
It Beats Inside Us
But
It Really Beats For
Someone Who Is
Inside It . . . =]
tumhara saath tasalsul se chahiye
Tumhara Saath
Tasalsul Se Chahiye
Mujh Ko
Thakan Zamano’nKi
…Lamho’n Mein Kab
Utarti Hy ! ! !
hum bhi maujood thay
~ Hum BHi Maujood Thay
Taqdeer k Darwazey Per ~
~ Log Daulat Pe Girey Hum
Ne Tujhy Maang Liya ~
lanat bheje shetan per
Hansi aati hai mujhe Hazrat-e-Insan per,
Amal kare khud lanat bheje shetan per.
tumhar¡ h¡ kasht¡ ka sahara
Dun¡ya K “Sagar” ma¡n ek tumhar¡ h¡ kasht¡ ka sahara m¡la ha¡, wiqi ..
Tum bh¡ wahan na chorr dena jahan ko¡ “sah¡l” h¡ na ho…!!
Tags: Dun¡ya K Sagar, ko¡ sah¡l h¡ na ho, urdu duble meaning sms, urdu sagar shairy, wahan na chorr denaAawaz Sun Na Loon DIL Nahi Lagta
Andhairi Raat K Lamhe Tamam Hone Tak,
Tujhe Hi Sochta Hoon Subho Se Shaam Hone Tak,
Main Aisa Jisam Hoon Jis Ki Rooh Bhi Tu Hai,
Adhuri Zaat Hoon Main Tere Naam Hone Tak,
Teri Aawaz Sun Na Loon To DIL Nahi Lagta,
Tarapta Rehta Hoon Tujh Se HUM Kalaam Hone Tak,
Teri Nazar Ki Keemat Pe Bik Raha Hai Koi,
Use Khareed Le Tu Mehnge Daam Hone Tak,
Ishq Ki Aag Jo Seene Mein Laga Baithe Hain,
Sulagti Rehti Hai Ye Neendein Haram Hone Tak.
tusi kiri game khelday 0
SRDAR:
Dr sab:tusi kehya C k subha game khedan nal sehat changi rendi A,
Per meno te koi farq ni piya
Dr:tusi kiri game khelday 0
Srdar:mobile te sap aali.
pajama utaar do
GOLDEN WORDS
Agar zindgi main Aagay barhna hai to apne se Aagay wale ka pajama utaar do, wo sharam se wahin beth jaiga aur tum aagay nikal jaoge ..;-):-
Tags: Aagay wale ka pajama, funy golden words, sharam se wahin beth jaiga, tum aagay nikal jaoge, urdu funy sms, zindgi main Aagay barhnaGhalti se Tmhara Nmber Mil Gaya
Larka: Mene socha Tm Miss Kr rhi hogi, Call Krlon.
Larki: Acha Or Jo 1 Ghnte Phle ki thi Wo?
Larka:
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Sorry Ghalti se dobara Tmhara Nmber Mila dia..
Khayal Tera hi rehta hai
“Kabhi Toota Nahi Mere DiLse Teri Yaad ka Rishta WASI…(“,) Guftugu.. Jis sey bhi ho, Khayal Tera hi rehta hai”
Tags: Guftugu Jis sey bhi ho, Kabhi Toota Nahi Mere DiLse, pyar shairy sms, Teri Yaad ka Rishta, urdu islamic smsCHALENGE FOR U
“CHALENGE FOR U”
Larki ne ghr chora to susral mila
bhai chora to daver mila
behn chori to nand mili
Maa bap chory to sas susar milay
kia chora to husband mila?
Nabi kareem s.a.w.w. Ki sunat
Nabi kareem s.a.w.w. Ki sunat
1)Logon se milte waqt muskrana
2)Andhe ko rasta dikhana
3)Raste se Pathr htana
4)Jb MAREZ ki AYADAT ko jao to use APNE LIYE DUA krne ko kaho Q k MAREZ ki DUA FRISHTON ki DUA KI TRA HOTI HY
5)Srsbz O Shadab rhe wo shaks jo meri Hadees sune or isey Dosro tk pohchaye.:
MuQaDAR ki Baat hy
“HUM” Ne T0 Sookhi “SHAKHON” Pe khoon Bahaya Hy
“SaGaR”
Ab Bhi “PHOOL” Na khiLien To “MuQaDAR” ki Baat hy..
Tags: dubel mening sms, khoon Bahaya Hy, PHOOL Na khiLien, Sookhi SHAKHON Pe khoon, urdu sagar shairy sms
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